If You're Unhappy

Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow
who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold he changed
his mind, and reluctantly started to fly south.

In a short time, ice began to form on his wings, and
he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.

A cow passed by and crapped on the little bird.

The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure
warmed him and defrosted his wings.

Warm and happy able to breathe, he started to sing.

Just then, a large Tom cat came by and hearing the
chirping, investigated the sounds.

Ol' Tom cleared away the manure, found the chirping
bird and promptly ate him.

THERE ARE THREE MORALS TO THIS STORY
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap...keep your mouth shut!